HOW TO MAKE THE SURPRISE TO YOUR LOVER

Every day we are on thework, without ceremony we discuss with our favourite man details of our menstruation syndrome and we praise the man for attempts independently to fry a sausage. And the homeless melancholy starts to cover him: «Anybody does not love me, nobody respects... And only Mum washed to me a head with children's soap, fed me from spoon with porridge". And every morning, before waking invaluable son, warmed him socks on the radiator. Horror! And now overage the big fellow dreams of the geisha, slave and baby-sitter in one person. Let does not cry - we shall give him everything that he asks...

It is necessary to make him gifts. Present hima day of respect. It is not necessary to stimulate " good female behaviour " in yourself with fear of divorce. Fear is a bad assistant. It is better to do everything hearty. If there is not enough philantrophy free of charge to indulge man's whims in a soul, it is possible to think up to yourself mercenary interest. Tell him once again, that he is remarkable and talented, he will believe to you, will start to work better, will earn many money and the big brilliant or a small jeep will present you. Both is a quite good... There is a set of ways to make to the man pleasant. Ways are easy, but effective.
To stroke a shirt and trousers.
We take in hands a damp shirt and operate by rules. First we iron a wrong side of a collar from corners to the center then as we manage with a face sheet. An iron the collar needs to be dried up completely, differently it will fancifully be bent - and you any more will not correct it. Cuffs we iron under the same scheme. A back fold double, iron, and then smooth a fold. It is necessary to smooth only with a sharp nose of an iron a rod with buttons. Bend sleeves back and combine a shirt - the collaret should look upwards. Buy a spray for iron - both it is simple, and it is convenient, and smells pleasantly. Trousers to address even more difficultly, than with a shirt. Combine them so that internal and external seams on trousers have coincided, and then as if press, trample down a fabric an iron. If knees were extended, all over again iron them through very wet fabric, and then make "arrows".

To stop the blood.
At the man’s life there should be a war and a feat. A paintball and Doom are pity sublimation, the majority try to organize to itself adventures in the conditions more approached to a reality... Here history from a life. One young spouse has come home, it is literally bleeding profusely. Somebody have broken him a nose... He has seen, how strong fellows stick to the girl, and has immediately stood up for honour and advantage of the young person. Also was bats both - fellows, and the girl. It appears, the young lady was the prostitute who bargained with clients about the price... The damaged man's appearance traditionally restore by means of a polyethylene package with cubes of an ice. Do not swear, do not name favourite by the Knight of the Rueful Countenance and the idiot - set on a chair is better, put an ice on nose , stop up nostrils with wadded tampons with peroxide of hydrogen. Keep up only that he has not choked - with cotton wool in a nose to breathe inconveniently.
To cure of a cold.
Your sick man groans, chokes and becomes blue. All it is ridiculous, and he suffers really. To treat a cold, basically, it is useless. It passes itself. But in a drugstore the miracle-drop, narrowing vessels and creating illusion of simplification are on sale: "Nasol", "ForNose". However, they have a serious by-effect - hour through two cold is become even more awful, than was before treatment. From it helps the psychotherapy. Embrace and kiss your beloved. Make a tea with a raspberry, warm oil drops in a nose, woolen socks. And as panacea - sparkling aspirin. Dissolve around of the patient tireless activity, clap wings, and the cold in a week will pass.
To roast meat.
Since wild times meat for the man is a symbol of a good life. But to prepare for him it, it’s necessary correctly - with a smoke and smack of bullfight. Women so do not prepare, therefore thousand hunters every evening seek in stone jungle in searches of a signboard "the Stake on stones ". There to clients bring a piece of crude meat and the heated flat stone - let itself fries how considers it necessary... At you on kitchen of stones is not present, but correct meat you can prepare. First forget all recipes of your mum and the grandmother which cook meat, soar and extinguish with carrot. Men do not eat stewed carrots! Take a pig-iron frying pan (heavy, with a thick bottom) and heat it almost until white. A beef cut across fibres and dry a napkin. The superfluous drop of water transforms a beef into a sole. Now pour on a frying pan some drops of oil without a smell, throw there meat and few times turn over. Do not cover in no event! All kitchen will be inevitably filled with fumes and a stench, but modest heroism of battery Tushina does not remain without the award. Your man will be glad to a piece of your meat.
To allow to steal to him a sausage.
You wait for visitors and since morning are similar to the fury. Since six mornings you, gentle creation, create a work of art – His Majesty the Celebratory table. For the man in this world of a place is not present. Pulls a hand to a dish with gracefully cut by a salami, and you are at once in shout. It is unfair. Let steals meal, but accurately masks traces of the barbarity. Holes in aspic and a herring under a fur coat it is easy to patch parsleys.
Don’t sit down a wheel.
Even if you are the diplomaed pilot of Formula-1, the man all the same considers, that the car is only his toy. And the woman-driver is a the phenomenon humiliating for man's advantage. A lady shoe, a teapot and the letter "P"(pupil) on his back glass -are all the same that a tattoo "IMPOTENT MAN" at him forehead. It is not necessary to tease the bull. Sit down and be admired his each wild trick.
To fond of him dirty.
The man likes spontaneity in the sex, and long preludes, baths with aromas and dances at candles have more often lulling an effect. There is no big trouble if he on a threshold will break from himself a tie and will drag off you in a bedroom without preliminary ceremonies... The Best prelude is massage. Unimportantly, what is it. You simply touch his body with love and tenderness. If he is not afraid, if accepts your caress - means, sex at you will turn out on five with plus. And still to present it{him} pleasure in bed, it is necessary to be able to be pleased most. Your happy physiognomy will be for him the best gift of love.

[There is a set of ways to become desired for the man, but a little what them possesses high efficiency and can be applied at an initial stage of development of relations. On practical trainings of Academy of Acquaintances you in real conditions learn various ways of creation of favorable impression about yourselves in opinion of and hearts of strangers, and also can adjust in practice relations which you already long time cannot deduce into the necessary orbit.]