Sunday, July 29, 2007

EVERYTHING, THAT YOU WISHED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX AND WERE AFRAID TO ASK

Or How to drive your man mad

Who knows what it is necessary to these men. Is better the grant would let out, as you liked, from mind to reduce. I agree, but it’s a female magazine . So, lovely ladies, postpone clever books andread these lines. You are simply doomed to success at these
vainglorious creations under the collective name the Stronger sex.
How shall we begin?

On mind inconceivable poses from Kamasutra and Tantra-sex. They are as a Lohness monster:
everybody heard, but nobody saw.

The main thing - like yourself and your body: completely and
unconditionally! Enjoy it. Believe, the nature is better and more beautiful
than nothing than a female body has created. If you want the man like your body love it yourself. A phrase: " Oh, at me here superfluous pleat was formed. Do not pay attention, the darling! " -
It is capable to kill his erection. Be assured, since this moment
he search for it on your body. Learn to concern to the body, as to the tool. For example, musical,
as to violoncellos.
Do you catch similarity? And I about the same. Sex is similar to music.
There is a rhythm and a melody in it. So, the tool is at each of
Woman. But where is a musician- virtuoso? We shall learn the men to play
not worse Paganini. And what to do?

So, we listen to the body. It will tell you everything: where, as well as how much. It
is necessary only to be able to listen. It is halfway passed. Now it is
necessary to forget about to what we were learned by mums, and to learn to
speak: " I want... ", " most of all I like, when", " the Darling,
caresses me… ". Variants of the terminations think up yourself.

The man is an primitive essence. He will be grateful to you, if you will
relieve it of painful searches for its poor imagination of erogenous zones.
Benefits are obvious. Grateful puffing of the elect and the guaranteed pleasure for
you.
Here everything begins.

Let's talk about your most surprising and mysterious tool. About the most
perfect and faultless creation of the nature. Has guessed? I did not
doubt. Remember, the vagina is capable to create such miracles of which
Koperfield didn’t dream. With her help it is possible to send the man
in the Hell and in Paradise simultaneously. It is necessary only will learn
them to use. Some of women manage to shoot from it balls and to smoke
cigarettes. It is reached, as Shtirlitz spoke, years of persistent trainings.
Today we shall stop on its especially applied value.

The vagina consists of the same muscles, as well as bicepses, tricepes.
Means, we shall train. Exercises are simple. Every day constantly compress and unclench these muscles. First only vaginas, then reducing and planting a hip. If you feel a pressure in buttocks, fine. Buy vibrators of the different size and train them to compress. An
ideal - a wave rolled on all length of a vagina. I guarantee, after the
first session of internal massage, your lover will depart so far, that
without artificial breath he will not return.

Two advice: try to not flatten out his penis on pleasures and learn
receptions of first aid.

Some useful rules.

The first - never refuse to the man in spontaneous desire to possess you.
In what a place and a pose it has not found you. Anything so does not offend
the man, as the answer: " No! ". At least try to smile and
support the game. Promise him everything, that he will want, but
then... Ask everything you want.

The second - try to entice the man into bed before him having come from
Job, will densely eat. Food digestion does not promote physical exercises.
Besides it promotes inflow of blood to a stomach, and, accordingly, to
outflow from more important parts of a body. Specification - brains to them
do not concern!

As a last resort, transfer all for the morning. By the way, morning
erection is always stronger, than night.

The third - go on any measures: contraceptive tablets, check up it at the
venereologist, but do not demand condoms and the interrupted sex. And that the situation can reach comedy.

The husband and the wife make sex.
The wife:
- The darling, only not in me!
The husband (looking back):
- And in whom is?!!!

On the contrary, during the most responsible moment tell to him: " Liked,
only in me! "

The fourth - if you wish to receive sexual pleasure, do not look at
external attributes. They can be extremely deceptive. According to one
popular English presenter and, in combination, very beautiful and sexual
lady, the best sex in its life was with 45 y.o bald man.
Only it is not necessary to perceive my words literally.

And now, when we with you have reached full harmony and perfection, the last
advice. Do not exchange the talents on trifles. Such treasure can belong
only to most worthy of worthy. Only the love will present you the greatest
pleasure and pleasure from sex. But remember: " the Woman is ready on everything
for the sake of love, even on bed. And the man it is ready on everything for the
sake of bed, even on love ".