Thursday, August 2, 2007

8 NONSENSES WHICH MAKE SEX BETTER

Excellent ways to return in your age of 16 when at both of you shivered knees and sweated palms from one idea about "it". Tell “NO”to routine of sex! Otherwise then will be late.

1. An instant striptease
What should you do?
Choose a corner with the device of an instant photo more silently and become warmer, for example, in the become empty department store or a supermarket. Safely get in cabin together with the girlfriend, draw drapery and - arrange before an eye of the camera small erotic show. Make white-hot the device and easy leave, having grasped a photo.

How does it work?
It is a good and safe way to take pleasure in unlawfulness, freedom and other infringement of morals of all for 120 rubles. I assure you - these pictures become favorite. And can be, will sometime occupy a place of honor in a family album. It’s a joke!
2. My peach
What should you do?
Buy her underwear. No, it is not necessary to spend all money on smart lingerie - enough complete set of sleeps. Choose from your bed lexicon the most ridiculous or gentle (depending on mood) nicknames. Go to office which makes inscriptions on gifts. And … you have already understood - all her brand new sleeps decorate with labels of type « a sweet peach », «kitten» and other similar nonsenses.

How does it work?
Every morning, when your beloved suffices, not looking, from a shelf lingerie, she will meet an accurate inscription. And, certainly, to recollect the last night (I hope, there was what to recollect).

3. Тattoo
What should you do?

Make tattooes (well, even ttemporary) on the most intimate places. Not necessarily directly "there" – you can make on the internal side of a hip or her left side buttock too it will be quite good to be looked a small ink picture.

How does it work?
Better than new lingerie - tattoo is not necessary to remove and potter with fasteners. Do not think, that tattooes is already for a long time became simply fashionable ornament - all of them yet have not handed over a position.

4. A sweet life
What should you do?

Buy chocolate, kindle in pot (watch that has not become attached, and that your girl-friend risks to smell as the burnt slightly pie). Find pair brushes (at the younger sister for certain were overlooked in a box of a table). Undress. Present yourself as Michelangelo- and draw on her (and she accordingly on you) everything, that will come in a head. Then eat each other!

How does it work?
First, chocolate inspires you and her with passion. This substance is natural feromon., a brush on a body is, understand, not a knife on glass and not a sickle on … Therefore wait from your girlfriend of surprises.

5. A curve track
What should you do?
You should to blindfold and to tell, that there will be a surprise. Then to put her in the car and long to turn on the city. Then to stop at her favorite restaurant where the romantic supper for two is already ordered. Do not remove a headscarf until she will not sit down for a little table. It is possible to go directly home - the barchelor den should become similar to one evening on five-star lux.

How does it work?
You have already invited her in restaurant? And at cinema, and or coffee, also fed with a cake from a hand … But uncertainty, as is known, intrigues, involves and excites

6. Pink dream
What should you do?

This action will demand some material inputs and creative efforts. It is necessary to make as soon as possible your bedroom/bath/kitchen pink. Buy pink bedsheets, fasten pink bows, buypink napkins and disposable pink plates. Purchase pink champagne, cook shrimps/squids, find pink caramel, pink grapes and pour a bath with pink foam. Will invite your object of desires on a cup of coffee. Do not give out an eyebrow, than another the intentions.

How does it work?
Notwithstanding what your passion does not get out of military-trousers, I assure you: she likes pink color. She goes crazy with a champagne (after the third glass absolutely without mind), caramel and shrimps (as she chews this all together?). And you goes crazy with her pink skin and pink sponges, sweet from pink caramel.

7. Sex-guessing
What should you do?
Send to the fortuneteller, a chiromantist, the foreteller - whom will find. To search it is necessary so: first of all find out, whether it is possible to order a prediction in advance. Correctly, as you have guessed! For small compensation your magician will predict{forecast} to you and your girl-friend the longest and hot nights, the most mad sex, the most impetuous intim - in general, all your imaginations (the main thing - to not hesitate to specify a detail).

How does it work?
To the fortuneteller do not go - it works trouble-free. Even if your lover is the the biggest sceptic and the cynic on light - at heart she will be at all against predictions have come true. And immediately.

8. Style
What should you do?

Do you hate boutiques? It is necessary for one evening to forget about it. Arrange a cheerful fitting. All fun consists in trying on clothes together. Naturally, to dress up it is necessary not in business suits. Lingerie, leather hobble-skirt and stockings or romantic peignoirs with feathers and lacy evening dresses...

How does it work?
The main thing do not lose the control - a saleswoman and so can protest. Though they will be cheerful too. So will not be passedyet on all shelfs, do not leave shop.